LINK: Suddenly feel about twenty years older.

[Locked from geniuscowboy]

LINK: I don't know why I expected him to talk to me.

LINK: Really thought it'd be Man Flu.

"He who tells a lie is not sensible of how great a task he undertakes; for he must be forced to invent twenty more to maintain that one." -Alexander Pope

Co-written with geniuscowboy
[Follows THIS]The only point Eva had even considered Chris might be faking was when she just outright asked him online. Up to then, it hadn't crossed her mind because to do so ( Read more... )

LINK: Eva didn't know who it was that decided "fond" meant "flirting", but having a soft spot for Chris after knowing him for three years certainly didn't mean she had any sudden urges to jump into bed with him... only the regular urge to smack him in the head when he pissed her off.

LINK: Men and testosterone give me headaches.

LINK: To be successful and effective in your job, you have to sacrifice something, right?